Sunday, December 21, 2008

Christmas Gift List

In her Sunday Roundup today, Arianna Huffington requested help with her Christmas gift list. Here are my suggestions:
For Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld, prosecution for war crimes.

For Senator Bob Corker, a pay cut so that his salary and benefits exactly match those of the employees of the automakers based in Tennessee.

For Ron Gettelfinger, president of the UAW, a pay raise so that his salary and benefits exactly match those of Senator Corker before his pay was cut.

For Rush Limbaugh, a padded cell.

For Sarah Palin, lifetime memberships in PETA and the Sierra Club.

For Barack Obama, a progressive mandate. Oh wait, we gave him that already. Maybe he needs another one?

3 comments:

  1. LOL These are good -- I especially like the one about Rush Limbaugh. :))

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  2. Just seeing if my Google name links to me now ... sorry for using your space for my experiment. :)) Looking forward to today's post by you. I was going to comment on your LiveJournal post about how much hard work and dedication that you are bringing to this. I appreciate it, Mary!

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  3. Not a problem, Kat! Thanks so much for reading and commenting! :D

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